Sunday, August 19, 2007


"A two-year-old is like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." Jerry Seinfeld

Life can be busy and a bit chaotic at times, which is how one night as my friend was coming out of the shower she happened to run into her little boy who had strolled in, uninvited and unannounced, as little people of both genders will do. Seeing her naked, he gasped and exclaimed: "Mommy, where is your penis?" To which, she sagely replied, "Mommy's a girl, and girls don't have penises." He looked perplexed for a moment and then with the quick curiosity of childhood asked: "Do you have a butt?"

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