Saturday, August 18, 2007

Bumper Stickers

Ever see a bumper sticker or t-shirt that makes you smile? Here are a couple that did that for me:

I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.

Frodo failed. Bush has the ring.

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I put it in food.

To hell with the devil.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

My boyfriend's favorite bumper sticker is "Republicans for Voldemort." :-)

Kimberly Frost said...

That's a GREAT one!

Anonymous said...

saw this at a gaming convention:

Zombies love chicks with brains

Jolie Mathis said...

"Have you flogged your crew today?"

Lol! I don't know why, but that one has stuck in my head!

Kimberly Frost said...

Hee hee hee. Thanks for the new bumper stickers.

My friend, David, used to live in Virginia and when the Left Behind Series became very popular, he saw bumper stickers that said:

"Come the rapture, this car will be empty."

Awhile later, new bumper stickers starting popping up that said:

"Come the rapture, can I have your car?"

Don't you love how clever and funny people are?

Anonymous said...

It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who gets tied up.

Gene S.

Lisa Z said...

There are lots of good political ones out there, but the best thing along those lines that I saw was actually a sign at an anti-war rally. It read, quite simply: "I OBJECT."

I thought that was hilarious.

Quazy Qeditor said...

Some of my favorite bumper stickers:

"Editors Make It Better." (Course, I'm an editor)

"Writers Know More Words for It." (Course, I'm a writer)

and political:
"Buck Fush." (and how)

Anonymous said...

I like the one that says:

"I can only take care of one person per day and today has my name on it."

and

"Women make great leaders and you’re following one."

Sharon S.

Mab Morris said...

One I really like is:
Well behaved women rarely make history.

Am I thinking of myself or my characters? :-)

Susan said...

When I was a sweet young thing in the 70s, I had a bumper sticker that said, "Lick Dick in '72."

And now I like the one that says, "Better a bleeding heart than none at all."

Colleen Thompson said...

LoL on the Republicans for Voldemort sticker!

I've always liked "Visualize Whirled Peas." :)

Christine Goff said...

As the mother of six kids, we get these bumper stickers that say: "My daughter is an honor student at...." I about wrecked my car when I saw one driving home from school carpool that read: "My dachsunds smarter than your honor student." Then a few days later, there was one even better: "Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a moron."

Kimberly Frost said...

LOL. Thanks for that one, Chris. There are an alarming number of those honor student bumper stickers. I guess a backlash was inevitable. ;)